Petty tyrants appear everywhere. Here, a human lets a Muscovy duck boss them around. They're hiding the in car, now waiting 20 minutes or more for the duck to leave. Hilarious.
New Practitionersu/Oz_of_Three2020-07-18 14:15 UTC2 points
You've obviously never had to deal with an angry duck. Without protection, you're very likely to get hurt. In his car I doubt he has something to shield him while he attacks it. If the duck decides to attack him, it's beak, teeth, and claws could do major damage, especially if it can fit up to your face. Your hands won't do shit. Stop judging, especially when you don't even know the full situation. The dude isn't hiding, he's literally just waiting for it to move. And it did. No one got hurt, the dude or the duck. Humans have patience, and bless this person for practicing it 🙏🏽
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u/Zazzy-z
2 points2020-07-19 00:18
Ducks have teeth?
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u/dissysissy
1 points2020-07-20 04:56
You're a little too serious. Point is to laugh at the petty tyrant, or at least your circumstances.
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u/Zazzy-z
1 points2020-07-21 23:34
I thought it was a funny question
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u/[deleted]
2 points2020-07-18 15:22recovered
Yeah that is pretty hilarious.
I love the phrase petty tyrant. It’s been stuck in my head the last couple days now.
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u/danl999
3 points2020-07-18 15:37
Food...
That's all I'm saying.
Petty tyrants love food.
It's one of the very few pleasures they have left, since bossing people around isn't really rewarding in the end.
If Cholita gets better and any of you meet her, be sure to ask where Carlos went for food and who went with him.
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You've obviously never had to deal with an angry duck. Without protection, you're very likely to get hurt. In his car I doubt he has something to shield him while he attacks it. If the duck decides to attack him, it's beak, teeth, and claws could do major damage, especially if it can fit up to your face. Your hands won't do shit. Stop judging, especially when you don't even know the full situation. The dude isn't hiding, he's literally just waiting for it to move. And it did. No one got hurt, the dude or the duck. Humans have patience, and bless this person for practicing it 🙏🏽
Ducks have teeth?
You're a little too serious. Point is to laugh at the petty tyrant, or at least your circumstances.
I thought it was a funny question
Yeah that is pretty hilarious.
I love the phrase petty tyrant. It’s been stuck in my head the last couple days now.
Food...
That's all I'm saying.
Petty tyrants love food.
It's one of the very few pleasures they have left, since bossing people around isn't really rewarding in the end.
If Cholita gets better and any of you meet her, be sure to ask where Carlos went for food and who went with him.