If anyone has anything to say to Cholita, here's your chance.
Please be nice. You really don't want to piss Cholita off.
And, I may be dead in the morning if she doesn't like it.
If anyone has anything to say to Cholita, here's your chance.
Please be nice. You really don't want to piss Cholita off.
And, I may be dead in the morning if she doesn't like it.
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Hola, Cholita! Un abrazo desde Oaxaca. Luego traes al viejón para unos chapulines.
Thanks for not giving up. In a low-key making the practices part of my life way, and not a "I'm better than Carlos and the Witches, I'm the new nagual woman way."
And for not cracking Dan's skull open when he's being...well Dan 😬.
Good morning Cholita, have a nice day!
Thank you for being all this time with us.
Dear Cholita,
Ever since I lay my eyes on you... Just kidding. But do come visit me in Argentina. Don't worry, I won't ask anything about Dan. I know he's too sensitive that way. I'll make you nice chicken soup with pancakes instead.
I have a black pet spider I rescued in the rain that might peek your interest. Venomous! Now she won't eat anything but ant queens, the ones I catch on the patio after cutting wood. They are attracted to sawdust, who knew. She hides behind a drain pipe in the kitchen. I think she chose the pipe because it's black. At first she lived behind the black fridge, yes black fridge no kidding, but then moved because of the too-frequent vibrations caused by an opening/closing door.
Choli I heard you like darkness but don't spend much time in the dark room with Dan. Is it because he smells bad? Tell us the truth. Oops, I broke my own vow of not asking about Dan. Sorry pa, it's your turn now to take a beating.
good morning Cholita!!!
What is your favorite color??
Even I don't know that.
But she likes asiago cheese on her beans.
hahahaha
Pinto or red beans?
Red beans are rare here.
It's either pinto or black.
Pinto are the ones she puts the cheese on.
Better get an extra side.
She likes a good live mariachi band. The modernized ones.
I'd run away if it was the old fashioned type.
If you get lucky, she'll dance after a glass or two of a nice rose or pink Champaign.
We had a place we went to a few times, so I bribed the head waiter $50 to keep the wine coming.
Not only did he do that, but the glasses got a lot fuller than usual.
Try Ducal brand beans.
niceeeeee!!!!
So wonderful to make your acquaintance, Cholita! I loove me a really good mariachi band too. We should go see one sometime! So excited to talk to you!
Cholita, welcome! Please tell us a story! Maybe about an adventure you went on? Your choice.
Also, I'm from Seattle. I've heard you like it here. Is there any place you like to visit when you're here?
Recurring dream: I have to stand up and begin to fall backwards without fear, then I start to be able to twist and float and fly exactly like a leaf could riding the wind if it were able to flex itself at will. Anything?
I felt that sensation during waking hours as a child. It may be associated with a loosened A.P. The perception of a child is naturally more fluid, a state we as adults reach (usually) only during sleeping dreaming.
That is unless you're working at it.
Yes I want to fly/float.
This topic is interesting enough to deserve its own thread...
That memory of controlling flight through "flexxing at will" is fresh (almost somatic)memory for some...and recalling the comparison of such "feeling" and the shifting of the assemblage point becomes its own "hook"...
...the "feeling" of flying...the "feeling" of falling out of bed
Your reply and the way it was written are doing something for me! Thank you!!!
Damn it Dan, you have treasures to teach us and lots of insightful..stuff, and I usually dont as much as peep. But now you're forcing me out of my cave to say hi to the bruja. I cant resist.
Que onda Cholita. I hope you didnt lose a bet but are here on your own, maybe to see how fucked up we are or not. Either way I'm glad your taking the time. I agree with the other person, it would be nice to hear one of your adventures. It seems you are a bit of a wonderer/scout. Dont give up or disregard us. I believe most of us who have been on this sub for a while do try hard and have advanced, maybe not as fast as the younger ones. Hope to hear from you
I'll try to get her to narrate a story. It's fun to hear Cholita laugh at the guilty moments. When she ought not to laugh.
She's taking a look here, for a reason I don't understand.
She didn't tell me.
She said she wanted to see EVERYTHING.
It'll happen at precisely 5:20 PM, California time.
However, there's just as much of a chance when I go to her, she'll tell me she's changed her mind.
I'll create a live discussion thread then!
https://www.reddit.com/r/castaneda/comments/lagnoo/cholita_520_live_discussion/
Don't get your hopes up.
I've only seen her twice in nearly 2 months. Last night might be the first time she spoke to me in in 2021.
I'll roll-out the red carpet, at least.
Hey Cholita, please don’t kill Dan!
I like that one!
Ur the best <3
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Make danl999 next tuesday a hellish day please!
And hola thanks for coming to the revitalization of true sorcery
Dear Cholita: it is nice to meet you. Do you every visit others?
...scratches head.
How about a visit to your party addition on the house?
Hola Cholita, maybe you have some movements, stories you would tell?
Someday. But not for now.
What I'd really like her to do, is levitate some objects while I have my cellphone video recording.
Not sure what I'd do with that. Might lead to kidnapping if a government spy agency really believed she could do that.
And some of those guys do read this subreddit. They were always Castaneda fans.
When she went missing last year, I got some unusual offers.
Hey from Russia! How are you? I hope you're doing great.
P.S. I write with the help of a translator.
I would like to invite Cholita & Dan to a cup of coffee or a beer some day. Dunno why, it is just a dream, like other people dream of making a lot of money, or whatever. It would be a nice opportunity to say thanks for being such an inspiration, to practice more!
Anyway, looking forward to the live event!
I cleared the comments from the live @ 5:20 PST discussion thread from yesterday, per Dan's request, so Cholita feels more comfortable, if she does show up today instead.
so this is how people felt going to Delphi Oracle..
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Hola Cholita! I hope to meet u one day! What is ur favorite spell? Thank u for stopping by :)
I'm afraid she had some other idea in mind, not actually coming to look.
And i doubt she'd tell. I know some, but won't repeat it because it might weaken the power.
At least our response was impeccable.
Her desire could have been part of an elaborate delusion and when she actually had to go look here, the delusion fell apart.
Delusions are to patch up cross firing neurons which set up a conflict in the brain, and cause pain.
The delusion "explains" it, and it's a little less painful than not having an explanation.
But when you explore the explanation it tends to fall apart, because it never made any sense in the first place.
Or, it could have been part of a spell. I'll have to search the yard for bananas and disturbed soil tonight.
i think i like Cholita as she can show the magical passes in a right way
She's been doing them since Carlos.
However, she's picked up other stuff.
Cholita doesn't limit herself.
I suspect women in general don't. The men are the ones who follow the rules precisely.
At least, it's that way when children play games.
The boys insist on the rules, so the winner can be known.
The girls will change the rules, if one player isn't having fun due to losing.
I should have said, the magical passes only work because of intent.
No one is authorized by Carlos to teach them, other than Cleargreen, Cleargreen Mexico, and Miles.
If not those 3, you have to get them from his books or videos if you want to be hooked to intent.
And thus to the ancient sorcerers.
However, since Reni managed the facilitators, those are also a "legal" connection to intent.
If you believe these are just chi gung or exercises of some kind, you'll never succeed at learning sorcery.
We really need that magical connection to the intent of the Sorcerers of Ancient Mexico.
It's because all "realities" are merely bubbles of intent.
The "real world" with laws of physics and such, doesn't actually exist.
So the idea that they're just physical movements and if you get them right you're ok, is mistaken.
However, learning them from a friend who learned them from a viable source, is also ok.
So if Cholita were to decide to charge money and teach, that would not be a legal source for getting them.
If you knew Cholita, and she simply showed them to you, that would be ok.
It's weird, but all true.
My new inorganic being showed me more about what intent is, last night.
But, it's all lost.
Intent is not what you would expect, thus the weird rules about how to hook yourself to it.
All I remember from being taught about it last night is, "Go ahead, hug it."
What???
Now if you're on your own with only a computer/phone, and a digital copy of Magical Passes and the URL's to the Tensegrity Videos on YouTube...is that enough? Or do you think the bare minimum is some kind of one-on-one (digital?) interaction with someone taught them in-person, if only a few words.
I'm thinking about people 50 years from now, when Cleargreen may be kaputz, with many degrees of separation between individuals.
The book is enough.
But, if it's easy to learn from a source ultimately authorized by Carlos, then he owes you.
You heard me Carlos...
You owe them if they follow your instructions so far that they need a helping hand for something.
He must have known that.
But the number who work that hard will be so few, he'll probably be pleased to give them an occasional push.
Or someone will join him, and relieve him if that's an issue.
That book, "I was Carlos Castaneda" has him complaining about people thinking of him.
It also had a detail or two about Carlos, that only someone from private classes should have known.
Unless the author was sniffing around sustained action and there's some notes in there I'm not aware of.
Cholita what about the soul en the search for escaping death when the soul is still in the body. Would you be so kind to communicate your experiences about this subject ?
Cholita is a strong catholic and believes in God.
She prays all the time.
It sounds like you might be in the wrong place.
Those are religious views not based on reality.
Don't be tricked into believing the leaders of the world's religions are any different than the "bad players" who attack this subreddit and try to claim to have magical knowledge.
It's just what people do. They claw their way to the top.
Happens in Buddhism, Hinduism, Catholicism, and likely any organized religion.
The leaders are big phonies, repeating old stuff they will never understand.
The compelling part is that somewhere in the past, there was a tiny bit of real knowledge.
We sense that, so we don't easily see through the fraud.
But it's all lost now. That knowledge.
The leaders have no pants. That's the point.
If you follow them, you won't get anywhere real.
The cure is, see the real thing for a while, and then you'll understand why everyone else is only pretending.
The real thing is impossible to sell. It's too disturbing to market to old people, who are the ones with all the cash.